A short fanfic written by Canadanne in April 2021, inspired by the Knightmare Top Trumps cards in The QuestVol.3 No.2, which stated that the maid Gretel "eventually married a troll". The story is set near the end of KnightmareSeries 2 and suggests the identity of her future husband, revealing Mildread to be their mischievous matchmaker. It also hints at the witch's destination after leaving Knightmare Castle, and provides context for the two characters' scenes during the final quest of the season (Team 13 of Series 2).
A Royal Romance can be read here. It spawned a sequel called Hammered, set five years later.